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myworldwithoutyours asked:

Hey last Valentine! :D how are you doing?! Did you find a real life valentine for this year? :9

Haha I did :B did you? :)

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sofapizza:

mostly because of ryan gosling, but during finals it’s the algebra notes that get me.

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(Source: ohmylala, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

lipstick-feminists:

Parenting: You’re doing it right! 

(via myexploitedmind)

This is the reason why I’m so fucked up towards men and have the most chronic fear of penis’s, its not even right. I watched it when I was 10 and its taking me until now to figure out why I’ve such a fear.

(Source: c0nstructed-by-liars, via ssehri)

bartyjoonyah:

“Harriet Jones, former prime minister.”

Everyone knows who you are, Harriet Jones.

(Source: edricstorms, via belannatorres)

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adrians:

just found this on audiobook omg

(via ninjaguitarkid)

teenagemutantninjanoses:

Raphael is cool, but queefy.